Monday, March 7, 2016

Bette Midler Comments on Kim Kardashians Nude Picture

The phrase "Put it in your pie hole," has never resonated more than with this awesomely snarky, and oh-so-true remark made by Bette Midler about Kim Kardashian's newest nude pic.
HELLO, yes, Bette Midler is still very much alive, and it turns out that she's up to date on her pop culture news too. #LoveIt

Thanks Bette!

Read more about it HERE.


Thursday, January 14, 2016

Alan Rickman Dies of Cancer at Age 69

Am I just going to be writing about people who turn 69 and then die of cancer in 2016?!!
Seriously?!
I hate when people say 'it's not fair,' so I won't say that, but it's pretty damn F&^$D up!
Snape died today.... Snape!!! I feel like I'm reliving that moment in Harry Potter, you know which one I'm talking about.. the one where Snape dies! (I was going to allude to it here, but then realized if you haven't read Harry Potter by now you've been living under a rock and deserve to have an in-your-face spoiler.)
This is Snape's moment, not Bowie's, but I will note how strange it is that both icons died at 69, of cancer and within a week of each other... I think both are English too.. (don't quote me on that.)
Read his last letter to HP fans below.
Read the letter HERE

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

David Bowie Dies of Cancer at Age 69

I try and not get too attached to celebrities. They come and go from the spotlight, I don't actually know them, and when it comes down to it, they are just like everyone else; they just lead extraordinary lives I couldn't even fathom. 
But, when I heard David Bowie died of cancer at the age of 69 on January 10th, 2016, I was heartbroken. 
I admittedly don't know a ton about his history, the titles of his albums or those of his best selling hits. I do know that he was a huge part of one of my all-time favorite movies, the Labyrinth, and with his passing, the part of me who is eternally grateful for every piece of inspiration I have taken from something I literally can't remember my life without, felt a sadness I didn't think I could feel for someone I don't know and have never met. 
For those who have lost anyone from the horrible disease that is cancer, my thoughts and prayers are with you.. we are all in this together. 
To Bowie, who will forever remain Jarreth, the Golbin King.. thank you. I don't have much more than that really, and maybe... that's enough. 



Read more about his passing HERE thanks to the BBC



Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Kanye West Auditions For American Idol

I am not Kanye's biggest fan. Some of the stuff he has done historically has been downright pompous and rude (IMO.) But, I am always up for offering second chances, and in this faux audition for American Idol, in which he raps Gold Digger, he seems so vulnerable and sweet, I could almost kick myself for letting him back into my heart even a little.
Check out his audition below!



Read more about it HERE thanks to CNN

Monday, January 4, 2016

Justin Bieber Kisses Hailey Baldwin

The Biebs spend NYE making out with Hailey Bladwin, and then true to his own style, posted a pic of it on Instagram for the world (and Selena,) to see. I think it's safe to say that his song "Love Yourself" is not about Hailey...
Read more about it HERE

Check out the steamy kiss below!

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Glee Star Arrested For Possession of Child Pornography!

You read that right (but just in case;) Glee Star Arrested For Possession of Child Pornography!


Wait, what?! 

Mark Shilling, who plays 'Puck' on Glee has been arrested for having hundreds and hundreds of pornographic images of children on his home computer. According to a TMZ report, police were responding to a tip suspected to come from an ex-girlfriend. Mark was also previously involved in a sexual battery suit involving forced sex on a woman without a condom.
There is so much I want to say about this.. his looks, my attachment to Glee, how kids look up to him for his role in this show specifically, but I'm slightly sick to my stomach, so check out what is being said about it below.


For this, we strip your brows!


Friday, September 18, 2015

Kylie Jenner's App Trumps Her Sisters and is Number 1 in the App Store!

If ever there was a reason for sibling rivalry among the Kardashian-Jenner-West fam, 'losing' in a world-wide popularity contest would be it! Turns out after years of focus on Kim.. her little sis is not only the biggest focus of world-wide attention, she's also their family's newest cash cow $$. Each Kardashian/ Jenner has her own app in the Itunes App Store and together they have brought in a staggering estimated 900,000 subscribers willing to pay $2.99 to... 'Keep Up.' Kylie has accounted for 74% of that!!!!
Math time :
900,000 x $2.99 = $2691000 (holy wow.)
Then... 74% of that is... $1991340 ummm... what to do with that, what to do....

Thanks People! Read more HERE

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Ben Affleck's Mistress Has a New LEXUS

And yet Ben continues to deny that there is anything going on with them.. sheesh if you can afford a $43k Lexus off of her salary, I'm quitting everything for nanny-dom.

Read more about it HERE

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Mila Kunis Reveals How Much Baby Weight She Has Lost

Part of me doesn't care how much she has lost: she's gorgeous, talented, rich, and now she has a beautiful baby and baby daddy.. It only makes sense through some kind of witchcraft that only a few short months after having baby Wyatt, she's pretty much back to her pre-baby weight. Le Sigh...
Read up on how she did it HERE

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Emma Watson Wears Pants, Wait What?!

Yep, believe it or not, she does clothe herself from time to time. However, this time, it's with pyjama pants at the airport?

Monday, April 27, 2015

M. Night Shyamalan Releases First Trailer For 'The Visit.'

For the most part, since scary films are his M.O (The Village, Signs, The Sixth Sense,)  I always imagined M. Night Shyamalan to be this old, decrepit, nasty looking man...
Maybe scariest thing about M. Night Shyamalan is that he looks so damn normal, and yet there's all this weird, terrifying stuff going on in his brain..
(Oh, and he has a beautiful wife and kids.. girls no less! )

Since he has released the trailer for his newest movie The Visit we opted to strip his brows.. and trust, it still doesn't make him any scarier...

Here's the fam:
Seriously, each one of these women (and girl) is more beautiful than the next.. 1000% not what I would expect, did you?


And here, for your viewing pleasure, is his latest trailer for The Visit


Bruce Jenner's Ladying It Up!

Everyone is talking about how Bruce Jenner is in the process of becoming female. I think that's interesting and all, but let's focus on something bigger, shall we? 
In Touch Magazine took it upon themselves to photoshop Bruce's face onto another woman's body and then posted the falsified image.. ON THEIR FRONT COVER?!
Talk about taking journalistic liberties...

Here is a formerly male Bruce without brows:

And here he is as she:

And here is the image the above one was falsified on to #Bizarre

I totally see the similarities... *note: both women above have eyebrows, just in case you couldn't tell.





Friday, January 9, 2015

Justin Bieber Undergoes Male Enhancement

I have no idea who came up with Justin Bieber's latest comeback as an 'adult' underwear model, but I like it in the most unusual way. 

Truthfully it makes me feel a bit awkward.. Like I'm somehow seeing a kid in his underwear (so clearly the need to make this about him being a big, grownup boy, has no effect on me.) Looking  at pictures of Justin like this also makes me feel like I'm cheating on Selena Gomez. After her The Heart Wants What It Wants, song and video I feel for the girl, and like any good girlfriend,  looking at someone else's love interest in their undies just feels awkward.

That and he has clearly had some computerized enhancement..


Before and After

MAKES.ME.FEEL.AWAKWARD.


Also, the tattoos? Randomly placed and further the feeling of awkward here..


Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Cameron Diaz Marries Benji Madden!

Not gonna lie, I didn't think this day would ever come. Not because she's not stunning even now in her 40s, but because after so long and having switched partners like underwear, I just figured.. meh what's another 40 years solo?
Personally think it's an unusual match up (Cameron and Benji,) that might actually be based on looovve (here's hoping,) or might just be based on timing. The cynic in me says the latter, the hopeful romantic thinks that love can be found in unusual places.. like the heart of 35 year old Benji Madden. 

Here's Cameron Diaz without eyebrows

And here's the full scoop and why she doesn't want any rug rats.. I mean kids.

Again, I send you to our friends over at POPSugar for details
Click HERE for the full story