Home

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Barack Obama Singing Fancy by Iggy Azalea

It's pretty much AMAZING. I prefer it to the original #justsayin



Monday, July 21, 2014

Adam Levine Gets Married

Jonah Hill Officiates Adam Levine's Wedding ??!!

This all seems like one huge publicity stunt or prank: a secret marriage, Jonah Hill is involved.. Adam Levine is....
(long long lonnnggg silence)
Married.
I'm stunned, no I'm mad, no stunned.. okay I'm jealous. Adam Levine was supposed to be mine. And like any other who has been scorned, my retaliation is to strip his eyebrows!


I rarely follow up, but I'm not done just yet! When you check out the story HERE do you agree that when he's happy he's not as hot? Something in these pictures just doesn't do it for me, although it could be the attractive 'other' woman on his arm #justsayin

Friday, July 18, 2014

Lady Gaga Shows Some Nipple

#TRUTH There is a LOT of Nip In This Picture

Like, a lot. And it looks great! I'm personally shocked she took it down.. or even thought that taking it down would somehow stop millions of people who watch her every move on twitter, instagram and every other possible social outlet from commenting and reposting it. This might have drawn even more attention to it, after all, after Abercrombie and Fitch made selling clothing and being naked synonymous, nudity and "fashun" have become one, no? Don't worry if you missed it, we are just doing out part to spread the goodness. 

#Fashun! 

Read about it HERE


Monday, July 14, 2014

Archie Andrews to be Killed Saving His Gay Best Friend's Life

Say Whaaaa???

So most Americans of today don't really know about Archie. At least that's become apparent to me because I get intensely blank stares when I say "Look, we're Betty and Veronica!" when standing next to a blond chick. I however, grew up with our carrot-topped friend and am totally confused as to why they chose to give him the bullet? And even more confused as to whether the way they went about it was a social statement of some kind? Oh... and then there's the additional confusion about the fact that JugHead is Archie's best friend.. not this other impostor! So. Many. Questions.


Friday, July 11, 2014

Reese Witherspoon Gets Wild

'Wild' Trailer Shows Reese Witherspoon As A Troubled Cheryl Strayed

It's too bad I don't have more to say about this.. I haven't read the book Wild, and my experience with Reese Witherspoon has been sub-par... EXCEPT for in Cruel Intentions, which I have committed to memory and still for the life of me cannot understand why they had her in that old-maid bathing suit in the pool scene (I know you know which one I'm talking about.) She was a virgin not a NUN! But I digress.. here she is getting all kinds of dirty...

Click my brow-less face to learn more!




Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Britney Spears Cannot Sing, But Releases New Track Anyway (Without Auto Tune)

Oh Shock and Horror!
B-Spears has done it again.. somehow she's managed to make her way back into mainstream media with about as much talent as a thumbtack. I have to hand it to her though, she was damn cute in her hayday. So cute in fact, I don't think anyone actually took the time to listen to America's-sweetheart-turned-crazy-baldy sing. So, here for your listening pleasure is Britney's completely unedited version of her newest song Alien. Someone out there thought it important to validate what everyone with ears already knew.. the result is blissfully painful. Like a wreck you drive by but just have to look at. Go ahead.. you know you want to listen... I won't judge.
Much.




Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Harry Potter is BACK with an Add-On Story to the Final Chapter!

It's BACK!!!!
I was literally talking about how much I love and miss this series today. It must be kismet since J.K Rowling has released an additional story about the gang, except now they're all grown up!
I haven't read it yet, but I figure it'll be a great way for Hollywood to turn 3 pages into 5 additional movies...

Wanna READ (part of) THE STORY??? <---- click it!
What???!... I'm not a Wizard, I can't magic a full, free version for you..

Monday, July 7, 2014

Shark ATTACK off of the Manhattan Beach Pier

Take a Big BITE Out of This Story!

This 4th of July weekend served up more than just a plate of good old American burgers and some fireworks displays; a man in Manhattan Beach was bitten by a big-old shark!
Sharks freak me the f%4* out.. it could be the extra sets of teeth or the whole not being able to see them through the deep, dark water as they get ready to take a nice chomp on a leg.. Either way, this shark has been up to no good and has made his way onto my facebook feed, so here he is for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and you can find the video footage on him here too by clicking on the image #winning.




Monday, June 9, 2014

SPOILER ALERT!!!! How They Constructed the HEAD EXPLOSION Scene in Game of Thrones : The Mountain Vs. The Viper

SPOILER ALERT!!!
I am a HUGE HUGE Game of Thrones fan, so obviously when I saw this handsome beast, Pedro Pascal who plays the Dornishman Oberyn Martell (aka The Viper,) have his head explode through the pressure The Mountain (actor Hafbor Julius Bjornsson) put in his skull by drilling his thumbs through his eye sockets..... I very nearly passed out.


Then I ate some comfort food (read chocolate,) scoured facebook for some mindless distraction and tried as best as I could to put it out of mind.
Today I neeeeeded to know just how they did the absolutely gruesome scene, which in my opinions has further pushed the boundaries of TV viewing.
Enjoy!
Thanks @VanityFair ! Click Here for their recount.


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus Go At It!

Not kidding, this is the single dumbest April fools prank paired with even worse acting...
Im not sure how Cyrus got started with an acting career, and Avril's 'aint much better..



Sunday, November 25, 2012

Rihanna is Back with Chris Brown?! Tweets Picture of Chris Brown in Bed!

Rhi-Rhi.. what are you doing?
Rihanna is allegedly dating Chris Brown again, although nothing has been confirmed, but we do have this Twitter Pic and a strange # tag to go with it.
For your interesting taste in men, we remove your brows.