Adam Levine Gets Married

Jonah Hill Officiates Adam Levine's Wedding ??!!

This all seems like one huge publicity stunt or prank: a secret marriage, Jonah Hill is involved.. Adam Levine is....

(long long lonnnggg silence)

Married.

I'm stunned, no I'm mad, no stunned.. okay I'm jealous. Adam Levine was supposed to be mine. And like any other who has been scorned, my retaliation is to strip his eyebrows!

I rarely follow up, but I'm not done just yet! When you check out the story HERE do you agree that when he's happy he's not as hot? Something in these pictures just doesn't do it for me, although it could be the attractive 'other' woman on his arm #justsayin

Lady Gaga Shows Some Nipple

#TRUTH There is a LOT of Nip In This Picture

Like, a lot. And it looks great! I'm personally shocked she took it down.. or even thought that taking it down would somehow stop millions of people who watch her every move on twitter, instagram and every other possible social outlet. 

#Fashun! 

Read about it HERE

Reese Witherspoon Gets Wild

'Wild' Trailer Shows Reese Witherspoon As A Troubled Cheryl Strayed

It's too bad I don't have more to say about this.. I haven't read the book Wild, and my experience with Reese Witherspoon has been sub-par... EXCEPT for in Cruel Intentions, which I have committed to memory and still for the life of me cannot understand why they had her in that old-maid bathing suit in the pool scene (I know you know which one I'm talking about.) She was a virgin not a NUN! But I digress.. here she is getting all kinds of dirty...

Britney Spears Cannot Sing, But Releases New Track Anyway (Without Auto Tune)

Oh Shock and Horror!

B-Spears has done it again.. somehow she's managed to make her way back into mainstream media with about as much talent as a thumbtack. I have to hand it to her though, she was damn cute in her hayday. So cute in fact, I don't think anyone actually took the time to listen to America's-sweetheart-turned-crazy-baldy sing. So, here for your listening pleasure is Britney's completely unedited version of her newest song Alien. Someone out there thought it important to validate what everyone with ears already knew.. the result is blissfully painful. Like a wreck you drive by but just have to look at. Go ahead.. you know you want to listen... I won't judge.

Much.

Harry Potter is BACK with an Add-On Story to the Final Chapter!

It's BACK!!!!

I was literally talking about how much I love and miss this series today. It must be kismet since J.K Rowling has released an additional story about the gang, except now they're all grown up!

I haven't read it yet, but I figure it'll be a great way for Hollywood to turn 3 pages into 5 additional movies...

Wanna READ (part of) THE STORY??? <---- click it!

What???!... I'm not a Wizard, I can't magic a full, free version for you..

Shark ATTACK off of the Manhattan Beach Pier

Take a Big BITE Out of This Story!

This 4th of July weekend served up more than just a plate of good old American burgers and some fireworks displays; a man in Manhattan Beach was bitten by a big-old shark!

Sharks freak me the f%4* out.. it could be the extra sets of teeth or the whole not being able to see them through the deep, dark water as they get ready to take a nice chomp on a leg.. Either way, this shark has been up to no good and has made his way onto my facebook feed, so here he is for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and you can find the video footage on him here too by clicking on the image #winning.

SHARK ATTACK VIDEO